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This isn't a blog, its pretty much just what happens in my head 24/7.

Sam Thompson

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

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— 3 hours ago with 141204 notes

firelorcl:

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

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— 14 hours ago with 384163 notes
funniestpicturesdaily:

With the recent unveiling of the new iPhone, I find this extremely relevant.

funniestpicturesdaily:

With the recent unveiling of the new iPhone, I find this extremely relevant.

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— 4 days ago with 230 notes

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

videohall:

This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone

this is so fucking relaxing

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— 6 days ago with 290695 notes

neworleans-unknown:

tastefullyoffensive:

Mind-Boggling Food Realizations [distractify]

Previously: Genious Shower Thoughts, Dog Shower Thoughts

The menu one needs to be created

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— 1 week ago with 89999 notes

disowns:

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when bae sets up a surprise date <3

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— 1 week ago with 137706 notes

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

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— 2 weeks ago with 292578 notes

2creepychihuahuas:

illbeyourfavouritedrug:

heathyr:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

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so slang is slang for slang

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— 2 weeks ago with 481438 notes